The ratings are subjective, and based on my research and understanding of the theologian and his or her works.
I'm by no means an expert, so you should take these ratings with a grain of salt... and realize they're just for fun. If you have any comments though, I'd love to hear them!
So here's an explanation of the categories:
Gender Equality






How much does this person care about women's rights and roles in the world and in the church?
Environmental Sensibility






How much does this person advocate for a redemptive ethic toward the environment?
Heretical Tendencies






How much does this person stray from orthodoxy, and/or how often is he or she called out on it?
General Badassery






How badass is this person, in general, taking into account his or her teaching, actions, and personal life?